How many seconds are there in a year?
|Twelve:
Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
From Mr. Hornbrook
Why did the jelly roll?
|Because
it saw the apple turnover.
From Mrs. Moriuchi
What has four wheels and flies?
|A garbage
truck
From Mrs. Moriuchi
What did the cow say to the tree that was in his way?
|Moooooove
!
From Mr. Mendez
What makes a vampire angry?
|Being
double-crossed
From Mrs. ThomsonWWWWWW W
What has whiskers, four legs, fur, and a tail and goes MEEEEOWW...
but it's not a cat ?
|A kitten
!
From Mr. Brewer
What is long, striped, and has three feet?
|A
yardstick
From Ms. Knoth
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
|Because 7
8 9 (7 ate 9)
From Mrs. Zanzinger
Why are fish so smart?
|Because
they stay in schools
From Mrs. DeSandies
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening?
|
A person (A baby crawls on all
fours, a young person walks on 2 legs, an old person uses a
cane.)
From Shane
What has arms but can't hug me?
|A chair
has arms, but can't hug me.
From Ms. Lamendola
What did one eye say to the other eye?
|
Something between us
smells.
From Mrs. Lomax
What do you call a cupcake decorated with diamonds?
|
A very rich dessert
From Mrs. Scroggins
What is black and white and red all over?
|A
newspaper ( read, not red, get it? Hahaha )
From Mr. Guevara
Why wouldn't the fly land on the computer?
|Because
it did not want to get caught on the World Wide Web
From Mrs. DeSandies
What has one horn but doesn't need any more,
because people run when it comes with a roar?
|A
truck
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