Favorite Riddles from Grown-Ups

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How many seconds are there in a year?

|Twelve: Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

From Mr. Hornbrook

Why did the jelly roll?

|Because it saw the apple turnover.

From Mrs. Moriuchi

What has four wheels and flies?

|A garbage truck

From Mrs. Moriuchi

What did the cow say to the tree that was in his way?

|Moooooove !

From Mr. Mendez

What makes a vampire angry?

|Being double-crossed

From Mrs. ThomsonWWWWWW W

What has whiskers, four legs, fur, and a tail and goes MEEEEOWW...

but it's not a cat ?

|A kitten !

From Mr. Brewer

What is long, striped, and has three feet?

|A yardstick

From Ms. Knoth

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

|Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)

From Mrs. Zanzinger

Why are fish so smart?

|Because they stay in schools

From Mrs. DeSandies

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening?

| A person (A baby crawls on all fours, a young person walks on 2 legs, an old person uses a cane.)

From Shane

What has arms but can't hug me?

|A chair has arms, but can't hug me.

From Ms. Lamendola

What did one eye say to the other eye?

| Something between us smells.

From Mrs. Lomax

What do you call a cupcake decorated with diamonds?

| A very rich dessert

From Mrs. Scroggins

What is black and white and red all over?

|A newspaper ( read, not red, get it? Hahaha )

From Mr. Guevara

Why wouldn't the fly land on the computer?

|Because it did not want to get caught on the World Wide Web

From Mrs. DeSandies

What has one horn but doesn't need any more,

because people run when it comes with a roar?

|A truck

From Mr. Rivera