Favorite Riddles from Room 20

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Where do you weigh a whale?

|At the whale weigh station

From Parminder N.

What do you call a dinosaur that is asleep?

|Tyranno snore us rex

From Michelle S.

What do you get if you saw a tadpole and a bull cross the road?

|A bullfrog

From Alexander C.

What is an Australian ghost's favorite dessert?

|A boo-meringue pie

From Harpreet K.

What do Draculas take for their throat?

|Coffin drops

From Frank R.

Why did the firefly skip a grade ?

|He was too bright.

From Michelle. S

Why do cows go to the theaters?

|So they could see moovies.

From Frank R.

Why do pigs rip a page off a calendar?

|So they can have a date.

From Frank R.

What is another name for a bull?

|A cowboy

From Gerald M.

What is a dog's favorite movie?

|Jurassic Bark

From Parminder N.

What breaks when you say its name?

|Silence

From Bryan L.

How can you tell if a fly in the kitchen is a cowboy?

|It 'll be on the range.

From Frank W.

What's the world's biggest milk shake?

|A cow on a trampoline

From Shuntell D.

How do ants get to the hospital?

|In a ant-bulance

From Rebecca W.

What can you serve but never eat?

|A volleyball

From Michael G.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

|A trombone

From Abdul H.

Why did the astronaut get the day off?

|Because the moon was full

From Joshua R.

Why did Spiderman get a new computer?

|Because he wanted to find the World Wide Web

From Frank R.

How do turtles keep warm?

|They wear peopleneck sweaters.

From Tabatha L.

Why did the father knit three socks for his son?

|Because his son has grown another foot

From Bryan L.

What has two hands but doesn't write, and tells you something but doesn't talk?

| A clock

From Harpreet K.

What kind of shoes can you make out of banana peels?

|Slippers

From Frank R.

Why didn't the man play cards on his ocean cruise?

|Because the captain was sitting on the deck

From Gerald M.

What did the mother ghost say when the little ghost got into the car?

|"Fasten your seat belt."

From Parminder N.

Which monkey can fly?

| A hot air baboon

From Alex C.

Why wouldn't Batman go fishing with Robin?

|Because robin would eat all the worms

From Christina L.

What box has a lot of letters?

|The mailbox

From Jhoanna P.

Why do cows talk on the phone?

|To commoonicate

From Ian B.