Favorite Riddles from Room 17

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Why is the forest so noisy?

|Because every tree has its own bark

From Canisha G.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a football player?

|A quarterback no one can tackle

From Joanna

What has 4 legs, eats hay, and sees just as well from either end?

|A horse with its eyes shut

From Deval

What's a martian's favorite food?

|Astronuts

From Angelina

What did the bowl say to the spoon?

|What are you stirring at?

From Kim

What is small and white and lifts weights?

|An extra strengh aspirin

From Anna

What's red, round, and goes up and down ?

|A cranberry on a elevator

From Joanne

What did one boy on the monkey bars say to the other boy on the monkey bars ?

|I just can't get the hang of this.

From Navjot

Which athletes are the sloppiest eaters?

|Basketball players, because they dribble so much

From Angelica

What do you get when you combine electricity with a car?

|A Voltswagen

From Rovyn

What can speak every language, but never went to school?

|An echo

From Carlos

What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

|Trouble

From Emily

What did the tie say to the hat?

|You go on ahead, and I'll just hang around.

From Patrick

Where do owls stay while on vacation?

|At a hootel

From Joanna

 

What did the baby computer call its father?

|Data

From Angelica

What do you call a big white animal shaped like a tooth?

|A molar bear

From Komal

What did the cat say just before he told a joke?

|Stop me if you have purred this before.

From Navjot

What is the laziest mountain?

|Mount Everest (ever rest)

From Sushrita

What kind of animal might you see at a dentist?

|A molar bear

From Jade

What is green and sings?

|Elvis Parsley

From Patrick

What does an oppossum eat on his birthday?
|An upside-down cake

From Joanne

What is a cat's favorite color?

|Purrrrrple

From Angelina

What do you call a person who goes into a shop and steals all the pork?

|A hamburglar

From Deval

How many lemons are on a tree?

|All of them

From Kim

Who won the beauty monster competition?

|Nobody

From Carlos

How many seconds are there in a year?

|Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...

From Anna

What is black and white, and red all over?

|A zebra with a sunburn

From Rovyn

What is a ghost's favorite ride?

|The roller-ghoster

From Emily