Why is the forest so noisy?
|Because every tree has its own bark
From Canisha G.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a football player?
|A quarterback no one can tackle
What has 4 legs, eats hay, and sees just as well from either end?
|A horse with its eyes shut
What's a martian's favorite food?
What did the bowl say to the spoon?
|What are you stirring at?
What is small and white and lifts weights?
|An extra strengh aspirin
What's red, round, and goes up and down ?
|A cranberry on a elevator
What did one boy on the monkey bars say to the other boy on the monkey bars ?
|I just can't get the hang of this.
Which athletes are the sloppiest eaters?
|Basketball players, because they dribble so much
What do you get when you combine electricity with a car?
What can speak every language, but never went to school?
What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
What did the tie say to the hat?
|You go on ahead, and I'll just hang around.
Where do owls stay while on vacation?
|At a hootel
What did the baby computer call its father?
What do you call a big white animal shaped like a tooth?
|A molar bear
What did the cat say just before he told a joke?
|Stop me if you have purred this before.
What is the laziest mountain?
|Mount Everest (ever rest)
What kind of animal might you see at a dentist?
|A molar bear
What is green and sings?
What does an oppossum eat on his
|An upside-down cake
What is a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a person who goes into a shop and steals all the pork?
How many lemons are on a tree?
|All of them
Who won the beauty monster competition?
How many seconds are there in a year?
|Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...
What is black and white, and red all over?
|A zebra with a sunburn
What is a ghost's favorite ride?