What do you call a box of ducks?
|A box of quackers
What kind of music do astronauts like on the moon?
What goes up and never comes down?
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
|Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
What is black and white and read all over?
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
|They turned into Flatman and Ribbon.